Favorite Christmas Cookies

Discussion in 'Food Forum' started by sjfrellc, Dec 4, 2005.

  1. sjfrellc

    sjfrellc CLM

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    Dec 26, 2004
    Novi, Michigan
    Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies:

    Christmas Cookie Ingredients

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Get out a large bowl, check the Cuervo
    again to be sure it is of the highest
    quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one
    cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
    At this point it's best to make sure the

    Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

    Turn off the mischer. Break two
    leggs, add to the bowl and chuck in
    the cup of dried fruit. Pick the
    frigging fruit up off floor... Mix on the
    turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
    in the beaterers, just pry it loose with
    a drewscriver. Sample and check the Cuervo
    to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, shift two cups of salt with 2 flours,
    while shecking the Tequita. Sheck
    the Jose Cuervo again. Now shift the lemon
    juice and strain your nuts. Add one
    table. Add a spoon of sugar or
    somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
    the oven.

    Turn the cake tin to 360 degrees.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, playsch the bowl in the oven,
    finish the Cose Juervo and make
    shure to turn off the shtove.

    CHERRY MISTMAS;e ;e ;e ;e ;e ;e ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;H ;H