Father Murphy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal, and said to the first man he meets......

    "Do you want to go to heaven?"

    The man said, "I do Father."

    The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!"

    He then approached a second man.

    "Do you want to got to heaven?"

    "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

    "Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest, as he walked up to O'Toole.

    "Do you want to go to heaven?"

    "No, I don't Father," O'Toole replied.

    The priest looked him right in the eye, and said......

    "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

    O'Toole smiled......

    "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."