Fatal Sex

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  1. okie

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    An 89-year-old man intended to marry a 24-year-old young woman.
    His son told him, "You can't marry a 24-year-old."

    "Why not?" asked the indignant old man.

    The son said, "If you marry a 24-year-old, you'll have to have sex
    with her. That could be fatal!"

    He thought about it a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said,
    "Well if she dies, she dies. She'll be insured!"