An 89-year-old man intended to marry a 24-year-old young woman. His son told him, "You can't marry a 24-year-old." "Why not?" asked the indignant old man. The son said, "If you marry a 24-year-old, you'll have to have sex with her. That could be fatal!" He thought about it a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well if she dies, she dies. She'll be insured!"