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fastest thing on the planet

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockG23, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. glockG23

    glockG23

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    Three guys were in bar discussing fastest thing on the planet.

    First one says " the fastest thing must be electricity because as soon as you flick on the light switch the light comes on".

    Second guy says " nope the fastest thing must be speech, because as soon as you say something then somebody hears you".

    The third guy says " you are both wrong, the fastest thing on the planet must be diarrhea".

    "Why do you think that ask the other two"?

    "Well i had diarrhea last week and before I could turn the light on or tell someone I'd pooped myself"!