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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 2, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal.

    Johnson: Montreal! "Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey players!"

    Boss: Listen pal, my wife comes from there!

    Johnson, without missing a beat replies, "No kidding! What position does she play?"