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Fast fathers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Three boys were bragging about their fathers.

    The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start
    running, and get there before the arrow!"

    The second one said, "That's nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start
    running, and get there before the bullet!"

    The third boy just smiled. "That's nothing. My father is a civil servant. He
    gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!"