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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 12, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud.

    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known
    To sound just like a song.

    Some farts do not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger awhile.

    A fart can create
    A most-curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    Or silent, but deadly.

    A fart can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone
    With strange looks on their faces.

    From wide-open prairies,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of us
    Sooner or later.

    So be not afraid
    Of the invisible gas,
    For always remember,
    That farts, too, shall pass.
     
  2. Big Sexy Glock

    Big Sexy Glock

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    I may need to go back to my therapist.

    Lately I think I've been hearing subliminal messages in my farts.

    Sorta like when you play a Beatles record backwards.




    Most of the messages are just simple "Hi , how are ya" .....

    others are more like , "you may need to wipe" and "no, thats not water running down your leg" and "thanks for not waisting me on a burp" .....



    Then some others just remind me of Rosie O'Donnell


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