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Farting

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Farting with style takes practice,
    Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
    You've first got to learn all the basics,
    Like pushing one out in a lift.

    Those silent but violent are classics,
    With friends it's a really good game,
    Fart in a crowd at a party,
    Then watch to see who gets the blame.

    Now once your technique has been mastered,
    You'll know what your bottom can do,
    But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
    Because one day you might follow through !!!!