Farting with style takes practice, Perfection takes time; it's a gift, You've first got to learn all the basics, Like pushing one out in a lift. Those silent but violent are classics, With friends it's a really good game, Fart in a crowd at a party, Then watch to see who gets the blame. Now once your technique has been mastered, You'll know what your bottom can do, But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard, Because one day you might follow through !!!!