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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to
    give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken
    farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns
    out that his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The
    neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't
    easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100
    chickens."
    The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new
    neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer
    said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died." The neighbor said, "Oh,
    I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens.
    I'll give you 100 more."
    Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new
    farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100
    chickens died too." Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong?
    What did you do to them?"
    Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm planting them too
    deep or not far apart enough."
     
  2. 7.62mmFMJ

    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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  3. Wmarden

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    I bought some bird seed, bout a couple of weeks later I had to take what was left over back to wal-mart. Not one them seeds had sprouted a bird yet. I even watered them and got the fancy kind of manure. Not one single thing grew.
     
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