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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Originalsin, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Originalsin

    Originalsin

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    A federal bureaucrat came to a farm to do an inspection against the farmer's will. When the farmer began to protest, the fed showed him a green ID card and said that because of that card, he didn't need a warrant. The farmer complained but let him in.

    The fed went through a gate and started making an inspection around a barn. Moments later, he came running back toward the gate the farmer had closed and locked, chased by a large, very irate bull, yelling "Help me, help me!"

    The farmer yelled back, "Show him your card!"