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Farmer and his Rooster

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 28, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,
    "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
    > >
    > > THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCKY WHEREVER I GO CHUCK
    GOES."
    > >
    > > "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN
    THE THEATER."
    > >
    > > THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS
    OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
    HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
    > >
    > > THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
    UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
    > >
    > > "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.


    > > "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
    > >
    > > "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
    > >
    > > "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
    > >
    > > "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED.
    > >
    > > "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL AT OUR AGE WE'VE
    SEEN 'EM ALL."
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    > > "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN"!!!!!!!!
     
  2. potshot

    potshot

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    Yo Okie dude, Scroll down the page a bit. Beat ya to it.
    You joke stealer you;L ;L ;f
     

  3. okie

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    Well you swiped one of mine so we even^d