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Famous Drinking Quotes

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    -"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
    teach you to keep your mouth shut."--Ernest Hemmingway

    -"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than
    alcohol has taken out of me."--Winston Churchill

    -"He was a wise man who invented beer."--Plato

    -"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."--Lady
    Astor to Winston Churchill

    Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."--His reply

    -"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
    reading."--Henny Youngman

    -"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
    happy."--Benjamin Franklin

    -"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet
    it makes beer shoot out your nose."--Deep Thought, Jack Handy

    -"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
    behind."--Humphrey Bogart

    -"I drink to make other people interesting."--George Jean Nathan

    "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
    with his fools."--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

    -"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
    on."--Dean Martin

    -"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so
    let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with
    beer."--Homer Simpson


    -"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
    teach you to keep your mouth shut."--Ernest Hemmingway

    -"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than
    alcohol has taken out of me."--Winston Churchill

    -"He was a wise man who invented beer."--Plato

    -"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."--Lady
    Astor to Winston Churchill

    Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."--His reply

    -"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
    reading."--Henny Youngman

    -"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
    happy."--Benjamin Franklin

    -"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet
    it makes beer shoot out your nose."--Deep Thought, Jack Handy

    -"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
    behind."--Humphrey Bogart

    -"I drink to make other people interesting."--George Jean Nathan

    "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
    with his fools."--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

    -"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
    on."--Dean Martin

    -"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so
    let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with
    beer."--Homer Simpson