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Family Man

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
    for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
    a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
    this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
    Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
    with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
    of it and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
    tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
    However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
    I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,
    a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
    born,my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank
    account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if
    there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
    on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try again!"