The college freshman walked into the small town pharmacy looking for condoms, but couldn't find them anywhere. The male pharmacist finally asked, "Can I help you?" The kid said, "Sure. I need condoms." The pharmacist pulled up a rack from behind the counter. "No problem kid, they come in 3, 6, or 12 packs. Which do you want?" "Well," the kid answered, "I've been dating this really hot chick for quite some time. Tonight after dinner with her parents, we're gonna go someplace secluded and **** our brains out for the first time. I think she's gonna want me again and again, so you better give me the 12 pack." Later, sitting down with her parents for dinner, the girl's mother asked "Who wants to say grace?" The boy raised his hand, bowed his head, and offered an eloquent blessing. Long after everyone had started eating, he still had his head bent in prayer. The girl leaned over and said, "Why didn't you tell me you were so religious?" He replied, "Why didn't you tell me your dad was a pharmacist?"