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Fairy Godmother

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ReyFufuRulesAll, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll Pantless Wonder

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    An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

    "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

    *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

    "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

    *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

    "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

    "Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

    *** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

    She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

    "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
     
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    Blitzer Cool Cat

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