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F.R.O.G. joke: Everything's bigger in Paris (Texas, not France)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Mar 9, 2004.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    A businessman from Texas was in Paris attending an important meeting in a hotel. During the meeting he excused himself to go to the restroom. Walking up to the urinal, he unzipped his pants and whipped out his enormous manhood (because everything's bigger in Texas)and began to urinate.

    This caught the attention of a little Frenchman standing at the next urinal. He was fascinated by the size and girth of the American man's organ and he kept looking over and staring. This annoyed the Texan to no end and having had enough looked over and yelled, "SAY, BO!"

    "C'est bon?" the Frenchman replied, grinning. "C'est magnifique!"
     
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    You would have to understand French to get it.

    LOL!
     
  4. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    The french at the end essentially reads "Is it good? It's MAGNIFICENT!"

    I think. I've never taken french, I just pick stuff out.
     
  5. BobRicks

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    Pontificator, I just happen to live in Paris, Texas, and yes, everything is bigger in Texas!!! Some of us just have smaller bigger things.