A businessman from Texas was in Paris attending an important meeting in a hotel. During the meeting he excused himself to go to the restroom. Walking up to the urinal, he unzipped his pants and whipped out his enormous manhood (because everything's bigger in Texas)and began to urinate. This caught the attention of a little Frenchman standing at the next urinal. He was fascinated by the size and girth of the American man's organ and he kept looking over and staring. This annoyed the Texan to no end and having had enough looked over and yelled, "SAY, BO!" "C'est bon?" the Frenchman replied, grinning. "C'est magnifique!"