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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 21, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man comes home in the middle of the day and finds his young wife standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string, 7 inch steel heels, and the whole apartment is flooded.

    "What happened here?" he asks.

    "I think the waterbed busted," says the trembling wife.

    Just then a naked guy floats by.

    "Who's that?" demands the husband.

    "I dunno, must be a life guard."