A man comes home in the middle of the day and finds his young wife standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string, 7 inch steel heels, and the whole apartment is flooded. "What happened here?" he asks. "I think the waterbed busted," says the trembling wife. Just then a naked guy floats by. "Who's that?" demands the husband. "I dunno, must be a life guard."