Exercise Program For Seniors

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    EXERCISE FOR SENIORS Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should
    do it daily, but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked
    out this program:

    Beating around the bush.
    Jumping to conclusions.
    Climbing the walls.
    Swallowing my pride.

    Dragging my heels.
    Pushing my luck.
    Making mountains out of mole hills.
    Hitting the nail on the head.
    Wading through paperwork.

    Bending over backwards.
    Jumping on the band wagon.
    Balancing the books.
    Running around in circles.

    Tooting my own horn.
    Climbing the ladder of success.
    Pulling out all the stops.
    Adding fuel to the fire.

    Opening a can of worms.
    Putting my foot in my mouth.
    Starting the ball rolling.
    Going over the edge.
    Picking up the pieces.


    Whew! What a workout!

    You are invited to use my program without charge!!
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Thanks Jim, Love it! Gonna send it out to everyone who gets on me about the same stuff(lol)eddie;f
     

  3. chip00

    chip00

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    I resemble that remark.