Executive order from President Bush

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  1. spunk2

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    President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.

    Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00pm all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35 are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's OK to see other women nude. (A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment)

    Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United States Government appreciates your efforts and applauds you.
     
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    There would probably be many more that you dont want to see than the good ones you do.