President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00pm all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35 are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's OK to see other women nude. (A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment) Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United States Government appreciates your efforts and applauds you.