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executive happened to meet a young woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockG23, May 6, 2004.

  1. glockG23

    glockG23

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    While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a sexy body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. Limp as a dish rag!

    On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine.

    Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection. Looking down at his unit, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a b-itch. Now I know why they call you a *****!