"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broken..." " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."