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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 9, 2004.

  1. okie

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    The angry wife met her husband at the door.
    There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

    "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?!"

    "There is," he replied. "Breakfast!"