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Excuse for husbands caught gawking at large bosoms

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by AC498, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. AC498

    AC498

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    Bosom Bombers!!! Yep that's right. You can always claim those overstuffed breasts might conceal explosives. As an aside...wives can check out a man's posterior too. That's where the male terrorists are getting the implants.

    I'm wondering how you can know if it's an explosive implant or some harmless material? I'm guessing they'll all have to be felt. Every young man's dream of becoming a breast inspector might just become a reality here...:rofl:
     
  2. GeorgiaGlockMan

    GeorgiaGlockMan Aggie in Exile.

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    From the moview The Hurt Locker - It is a "body bomb"!
     

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    It won't matter since is a one way trip ( a la Kamikaze).
     
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    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    I'm with the FBI - Female Bosom Inspectors.
     
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    IT was an itty bitty titty bomb, NOW! Move along...IBTL....:whistling:
     
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    I would think it would just be easier to do some liposuction on some fat bastard and 'fill' the empty space with explosives.
     
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    i hate those guys, they are trying to make me fear my favorite thing in the world!
     
  9. Blinky

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    Anyone know what the blast radius on a set of C cups would be?


    Heh, I wonder if they are going to treat this the same way they did if you tried to bring a drink into a secured area.

    "Ma'am, would you mind taking a drink for me?"
     
  10. Squaw Man Wolfer

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    Requires an immediate pat down. It's the only way to be sure.
     
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    this is udderly shocking...
     
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    Swerved Not panicking

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    Don't you mean a set of C-4 cups? :rofl:
     
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    Those C-4 cup explosives can take out a very large areola, er, area.
     
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    Blinky Rocket Surgeon

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    :rofl:

    I was waiting to see if someone would catch on... Glocktalk never disappoints.
     
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    I don't need a reason for gawking...besides the fact that they're large.

    The wifey is not a jealous type, she'll be more than happy to point something out that I may have missed (I don't miss much).
     
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    o brother, now we have over the shoulder bolder exploders!
     
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    JCW355 9MM user

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    Slightly bigger than a b
     
  18. Glock&KimberLady

    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus Silver Member

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    Explosive jubblies...oh my, what will those kooky Muslims come up with next...
     
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    I don't make any excuses for staring at a woman's breasts. I'm a heterosexual male, my wife would be worried if I didn't stare at them.

    I think I've found our saviour:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY
     
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  20. ithaca_deerslayer

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    um

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    might be other clues your wife may have picked up on by now,

    just sayin'.