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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself.

    Jody, his former Mrs says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me !"

    Next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events.

    The following day though when he called, his ex-wife said, "Listen Bozo. I told you we're divorced, split, it's over -- period ! We're divorced. Why do you keep calling here ?"

    "Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough."