EVERYONE PLEASE read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Do you have a break room at the salt mine where you work that has napkin holders? If you do PLEASE note these napkin holders are for napkins, they are NOT for holding your personal items, lighters, pens, and condiment packs. They are for holding napkins. Have I made myself clear on this matter? Your cooperation in this matter is expected and appreciated, thanks so much for your time, you all have a nice day:thumbsup:
     
  2. IndyGunFreak

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    Sounds like it might be time for an executive order.
     

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    Back away from the computer...
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I reckon so my friend:supergrin:
     
  5. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I have to take all that stuff out so I can put napkins in:tongueout::rofl:
     
  6. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssse me:upeyes:

    at least I didn't poop in the urinal





    Again:wavey:
     
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    Ah puts my condmints wheres I wants. Don be hatin!

    And if you foun m'lighter, givvit back.
     
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    You mean I can't stock the napkin holders with Taco Bell hot sauce anymore? What What do I do with the extra ones? It's not lucky to throw them away. :dunno:
     
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    Whats Next washing your hands after you use the bathroom?

    taking a shower every day?

    what are you some kind of commie!:supergrin:
     
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    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    Drink them, over ice, with vodka. It's a Bundy Bloody Mary.
     
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    ipfreely123 something witty CLM

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    Okie is drunk with power!:tongueout:
     
  12. CU4X4N

    CU4X4N 5th of November

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    I think the Mayor is just drunk. :rofl:

    Or it's that time of the month for him. :tongueout:
     
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    Dont give them any napkins! Let em use their shirt sleeves! :supergrin:
    Or get a big cup or bowl for all that other crap. Or better yet, just start throwing the stuff you find in the napkkin holder in the garbage! :wavey:
     
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    Ohhhh...that kind of napkin.
     
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    That's when I like to know I have a hatchet handy. Mine is razor sharp. :)
     
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    Aww, here I am sitting here thinking that you were going to make an announcement like getting engaged to a hot 25 year old! Damn Okie!
     
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    Next time, let 'em wipe their mouth with their left-over condiments!:supergrin:
     
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    :okie::tongueout::rofl:
     
  20. okie

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    I ain't doin it:rofl: