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Every week one of the Nuns placed a one thousand dollar bill in the

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Every week one of the Nuns placed a one thousand dollar bill in the
    collection plate.

    This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached
    her.

    "Sister," the priest said, "I couldn't help but notice that you put
    $1,000 a week in the collection plate."

    "Why, yes, Father," she replied. "Every week my son sends me money, and
    what I don't need I give to the church."

    "That's wonderful! How much does he send you?" asked the priest.
    "Oh, $20,000 a week or so."

    "Your son is very successful," said the priest. "What does he do for a
    living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she said.

    "That's quite an honorable profession," said the priest. "Where does he
    practice?"

    "Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    That's just wrong beyond words. ;i
     

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    hehehehe, very crafty! ;f
     
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    Mother must have coverted later in life.:)
     
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    MooseJaw NRA Lifer Silver Member CLM

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    Yeah, but she still keeps 19 grand a week.. for what?? ;N
     
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    MooseJaw NRA Lifer Silver Member CLM

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    ;i ;W ;2 BINGO

    Now THAT's funny.. ;a

    ;S ;S