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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?


    A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house
    knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
    BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured
    it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the
    light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
    past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2
    DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light
    bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE
    WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT
    THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
    GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN
    ARMY! TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!


    I'm sorry.... What was the question?
     
  2. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Only from my former ball and chain.

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  3. Mr. Slithers

    Mr. Slithers M.F.I.C.

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    how do you know my wife?