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Ever heard of a Napkin? Feh!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by echo, Nov 24, 2004.

  1. echo

    echo Libertarian

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    Three old men are discussing their sex lives.

    The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I
    rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she
    screamed for 5 minutes at the end."

    The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
    her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."

    The old Jewish man says, "So, last week my wife and I had sex too.
    I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made love, and she
    screamed for 6 hours."

    The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you
    have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"

    "I wiped my hands on the drapes"