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Ethel in the nursing home

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Aug 4, 2002.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the
    nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on
    the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a
    picnic, the other residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join
    in.


    One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Crazy
    Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!", he said in a firm
    voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her
    handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he
    said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.


    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped
    out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you got proof of insurance?
    Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
    Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."


    As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Malcolm
    stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in
    his hand. "Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"