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Escaped Prisoner

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by One-Of-Each, May 11, 2004.

  1. One-Of-Each

    One-Of-Each

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    A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks

    into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    The fugitive orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, takes the

    woman and ties her to the bed. In the middle of it, he gets on top of her,

    kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an

    escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in

    jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he

    wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him

    satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably

    dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you".

    To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in

    my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept

    any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it.

    Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
     
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    That <B> ended</B> up a as a poor expression of humor.... OUCH!;P