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escaped convict

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Dalton Wayne, Nov 11, 2012.

  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:


    "Listen, this guy's an escaped
    convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
     
  2. JW1178

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    At least much more considerate than an IRS agent.
     

  3. Buki192327

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    Dalton is off his meds again. :wow:
     
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    Dalton,

    WTF??? I tell you this ONE THING that did since I've been released from the pen, and you plaster it all over GT?

    How do you think our (xxxxxx) here is going to feel when everyone realizes he was the guy I surprised and tied up???
     
  8. Silent_Runner

    Silent_Runner Can you hear me

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