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Entertainment night

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. grayelky


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    Aug 8, 2006
    Metro Atlanta
    It was entertainment night at the Senior's Center.

    Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I
    intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
    beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

    I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
    special watch. It's been in my family for six generations'

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
    chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface.

    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
    it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
    into a hundred pieces.

    'S***!' said the Hypnotist.

    It took three days to clean up the Seniors' Center.