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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by DeltaNu1142, Apr 2, 2010.
...but I wasn't joking!
Yes! We'll call it... the Fart Flue!
You need a pocket gun. This will assist you in:
A) Not smelling like AIDS
B) Being able to defend yourself when a co-worker flips out over your ass-essence.
Thank me later.
Possibly a fart filter of sorts could be fashioned to fill the holster while you are at work.
hmmmmm....... I may have to apply for a fart chimney filter patent.
Testimony I never want to hear:
"So officer, on confronting the suspect armed with the butcher knife, what did you do?"
"I immediately drew my weapon from my fart chimney and ordered him to drop the knife."
This is why I always carry IWB just behind 3 0'clock