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Empty IWB CBST = fart chimney

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by DeltaNu1142, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. DeltaNu1142

    DeltaNu1142 Glock talker

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    I leave my EDC in the car due to company policy. I leave my Crossbreed Supertuck on, because it's comfy, and with the J-clips it's just easier that way. I realized this morning when I let one slip that the IWB holster is essentially a chimney that directs the gas up into my shirt.

    This is a drawback that should be considered when selecting an IWB holster, particularly depending on your diet.
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    So is this a good thing?:dunno:
     

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    He said Fart Chimney.:rofl::animlol:
     
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    Note to self: if DeltaNu starts a thread about ankle holsters, do not open it. :shocked:
     
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    This thread reminds me of my charcoal filtered underwear venture. I am still looking for investors.
     
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    LMAO fart chimney.

    What a great way to start a half-day Friday!
     
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    Did the fart chimney come in a cardboard box.
     
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    So you are hotboxing yourself?
     
  18. DeltaNu1142

    DeltaNu1142 Glock talker

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    Yes--but fortunately, I didn't eat anything outrageous last night. Not the RTN diet, that's for certain.

    I really didn't consider until today that without my Glock in the holster, I've essentially got a pipe leading from my *** directly into the bottom of my shirt. I don't know if the folks at Crossbreed (or any other IWB holster manufacturers, for that matter) have considered this serious design flaw in slide-type Kydex/hybrid holsters.

    Consider yourselves warned! I can only imagine what would have happened if I were still smoking--this thread could have been entitled, "Empty IWB CBST + cigarette = Richard Pryor imitation.
     
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    :rofl: Thanks for the laugh. The phrase "fart chimney" would become an instant classic if i actually had a reason to work it into conversation every now and then.
     
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    Well next time your putting on your iwb holster you can say let me insert my fart chimney :rofl::rofl: