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Emergency Flashers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1loneranger, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. 1loneranger

    1loneranger

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    EMERGENCY FLASHERS

    A car driven by a woman breaks down on the Interstate one day.

    So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
    of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench
    coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming
    traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to
    approaching drivers.

    Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway
    occurs.

    It's not very long before a police car shows up.

    The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the woman yelling, "What the heck is
    going on here?"

    "My car broke down," says the woman, calmly.

    "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the side of the road?" asks the
    cop.

    And she said...

    "Those are my emergency flashers!"
     
  2. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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