An elderly couple in a retirement community were surprised by a knock on their door late one night. The husband gets up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man at the door. "Oh, this is terrible, I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed. "I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist!" "Oh, thank goodness!" said the old man with much relief. Then he shouted to his wife, "Barbara, it's for you!"