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elderly couple

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2003.

  1. okie

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    An elderly couple in a retirement community were surprised by a knock on their door late one night. The husband gets up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man at the door.

    "Oh, this is terrible, I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed.

    "I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist!"

    "Oh, thank goodness!" said the old man with much relief. Then he shouted to his wife, "Barbara, it's for you!"