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eddie's revenge

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Jul 11, 2004.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    eddie was getting ready to close his sometime job, Cellini's maxi-pumper, mini-market, and control center for GT addicts. He was mopping the floor, countin th money, and getting ready to lock up when Jennifer walked in and said, "Hey eddie, how ya doin? Hey eddie, what's that package you got strapped to your chest, huh?"

    eddie says, "This here package got five pounds of dynamite. You know how my brother is a always comin in here and slapping me real hard, right here on my chest. Hurts like hell, it does."

    "Well, yes," says Jen, " but what's the paackage for?"

    eddie said, "Next time he do that, I'm gonna blow his damned hand off."



    Justin Wilson, please forgive me.....
     
  2. Eddie C.

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    Bwahahahahaha! Too funny Bill. I just saw this. Kevin's gonna get it this time baby!^c
     

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    I aint gonna admit it was about you. Hell, it may be illegal to do something like that.
     
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    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
    That was a great story Billy.lol
    ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b
     
  5. Bill Powell

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    I like that better than your wanting to throw rocks at me.
     
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    I would never do that.;f
     
  7. Bill Powell

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    Oh, well all-righty then.
     
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    Thanks Bill, you always find a way to lighten up our days and make us all chuckle. ^c
     
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    It's a rotten job, eddie c, but someone has to do it.
     
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