Ed is sitting in his favorite bar when Jack, his best freind of 20 years walks in and starts ordering shots. Knowing that Jack was normally a very light drinker, he says to him " Are you OK? I've never seen you drink like this" The Jack responds " I don't want to talk about it." An hour or so and many more shots go by and it's obvious that Jack can barely stay on his bar stool when Ed asks again if everything is OK. Jack responds with " I already told you I don't want to talk about it." Finally Ed is about to leave and he spies Jack struggling to get back on the barstool he had fallen off of. He goes over to help and while helping Jack back onto the barstool, Ed corners Jack again and demands to know what the problem is. Jack looks looks him in the eye and says "Buddy, I'm afraid I've got some bad news.......... Your wife's been cheating on us."