Ebay shananigans!

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  1. tantrix

    tantrix J'aimeLouisiane

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    I got this idea a few months ago after reading the emails at www.dontevenreply.com and decided to find ridiculous stuff for auction/sale on Ebay and have some fun. These are real items up for auction, real questions I asked them, and real responses. I'll post more later on.



    HAUNTED PORTAL SPELL BOX ~EVOKE DEMONS~ GOETIA MAGIC!

    Goetia magic is a practice which includes the invokation of angels or the evokation of demons, and comes from the 17th century grimoire The Lesser Key of Solomon.

    An experienced practitioner also has full knowledge of Goetic Theurgy, which is also described in the Lesser Key of Solomon, this is used to invoke aerial spirits.

    Beliasmerlin the Mage is a master of the dark side of both theurgic and sacred goetic magic.

    Don't miss out!!! Get one NOW!!!





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    vart

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    juswes Team Red

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    Freaking sweet haha
     
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    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    Nice!


    Im still lookin for a ghost in a bottle or something nifty to sell for an outrages sum, to pay for my schooling.
     
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    Scared_of_zombies

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    A spell box huh? Is there a Les Baer in it?
     
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    Palouse The Resistance Lifetime Member

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    So I had to look this up for myself, and indeed, someone is selling these things. What's even more amazing to me is that people are bidding on them.
     
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    Annoyedgrunt Dry Heat my ASS

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    What was that saying that P.T. Barnum used to say?
     
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    eaglesfan55 (>'-')>

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    lol be sure to put this in the religious section too
     
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    Scared_of_zombies

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    No, it's a spell box not a cardboard box. :whistling:
     
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    PuroMexicano VIVA MEXICO !!!

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    I was going to buy one too, until I read her response, LMAO
     
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    tantrix J'aimeLouisiane

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    Another Miller prankster

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    LOL a demon in the box.

    Get one and send it to the history channel for their end of world series.
     
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    Eyescream hates you

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    pinkertonTJ 9/12 Groupie

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    Thats funny, Teach one to grab you a beer while your at it lol!!
     
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    Man, I'm on that website you posted and I am busting up laughing! Wooo, he's got some good ones.
     
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    I need a dvd rewinder.

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    magic Mean Old Man

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    :rofl: Beat me to it.