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Dying woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 23, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end!

    The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got
    some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
    affairs in order.'

    The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
    walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been

    'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and
    we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case,
    things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club
    and have a martini.'

    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less
    somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were
    eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who
    were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

    The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
    impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

    The friend s were aghast, gave the woman their condolences
    and beat a hasty retreat.

    After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
    whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of
    cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of
    AIDS! Why did you do that??'

    'Because I don't want any of those witches sleeping with your
    father after I'm gone.'