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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Dec 19, 2003.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    A guy and a girl were watching a Gene Aurty movie on the tube. Gene was riding out of a canyon, being chased by 25,000 Sioux indians. The guy told his girl the he'd bet her a roll in the hay that Gene's horse would step in gopher, fall, and Gene would be captured. Not ten seconds after she'd accepted the bet, Gene's horse stepped in a gopher hole, and went end over end, and Gene was captured.

    As they were coming out of the bedroom, later, the guy suffered a guilt trip, and told the girl that he'd cheated, as he'd seen the movie. "Well, hell, so have I," said the girl, "but I didn't think that horse would be dumb enough to do it again."
     
  2. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Talk about a good bet. If he wins a roll in the hay. If he looses she gets a roll in the hay with him.