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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog in the shop.
    He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over
    to the dog, and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note, and it
    reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in
    his mouth, as well." The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten
    dollar bill there.

    So he takes the money, and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in
    the dog's mouth. The butcher is well impressed, and since it's close to closing
    time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is
    walking down the street, when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down
    the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth,
    for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher
    following him all the way.

    The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The
    butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on
    one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front,
    looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog
    goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The
    butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels through
    the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he
    gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes
    the button to stop the bus.

    Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth. Well, dog and butcher are
    walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the
    path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path,
    takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He goes back down
    the path, runs up to the door and -Whap!- throws himself against it again.
    There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on
    a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden.

    He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks
    back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens
    the door, and starts laying into the dog. Kicking him, punching him, and
    swearing at him. The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What the hell are you
    doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for Gods sake!", to which the
    guy responds "Clever, my eye. This is the second time this week that he's
    forgotten his key."
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    That's a good one, thanks. :rofl: