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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to
    his house for an early afternoon quickie.
    "Don't worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on
    a business trip, so there's no risk."
    As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her
    purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop! I forgot to
    bring birth control!"
    "No problem," he replies, "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
    After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom
    in a fury.
    "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always
    knew she didn't trust me!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That's funny, in several different ways!