A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up, "Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck hunting license"? "Yes I do", the redneck replies. The ranger picks up one of the ducks and sticks a finger up it's bum and takes a lick of his finger then says, "Sorry but this ducks from Georgia, you got a Georgia license?" "Yes I do sir" , the redneck says, So the ranger picks up another duck with the same results says, "well this duck is from Mississippi, you got a license from Mississippi?" "Yes I do sir" the good ole boys says. "Well dang son where you from?" the ranger says. The old boy stands up turns around, drops his drawers and says: "Well you tell me buddy!"