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Dublin Bank Robbery...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Jun 4, 2003.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
    which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, the robbers' efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
    The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
    found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
    As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
    least we'll have a bit to eat."
    The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
    but vanilla pudding.
    The process continued until all safes were opened.
    They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
    gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a
    queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.


    The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED
    EARLY THIS MORNING...


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  2. vafish

    vafish

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    What did the polish woman say when she walked into the sperm bank?



    (need a visual for this, tilt yor head back and while making a sound like your mouth is full say) "Where do you want it?"
     

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