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Drunken profiling

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Subject: Drunken profiling


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    >>>Why you never question a drunk!
    >>>
    >>>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected
    >>>a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice,
    >>>a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of
    >>>bacon.
    >>>
    >>>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
    >>>out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
    >>>front of the cashier.
    >>>
    >>>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
    >>>stated, "You must be single."
    >>>
    >>>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
    >>>intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
    >>>
    >>>She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
    >>>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
    >>>drunk to her marital status.
    >>>
    >>>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
    >>>what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
    >>>
    >>> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."


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