A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, Where have you been? I've been to the pub, slurs the drunk. Well, says the cop, it looks like you've had quite a few. I did alright, the drunk says with a smile. Did you know, says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car? Oh, thank heavens, sighs the drunk. For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.