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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 15, 2006.

  1. okie

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    A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman replied," You drunken fool, that's no pig -- it's a duck!" And the drunk said," Quiet, I was talking to the duck."
     
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