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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 13, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through
    a graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk
    fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to
    climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned
    the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He
    gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there.
    A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and
    decides to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He,
    too, falls into that open grave and tries to climb out but
    the mud is too slippery. The first drunk is still sitting
    there and watches as the other drunk tries but fails to get
    out.
    The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the
    shoulder and tells him, "You'll never get out!".
    He did.