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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. okie

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    This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

    The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

    "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

    "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."